What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 18:35
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
After a few moments he returns.
What’s one positive trait you’ve gained because of BPD?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Yes sir it is.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
How do Flat Earthers explain time zones?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
{RING} {RING}
Sure no problem officer.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
HELLO